i dunno why, but i like this picture. 

so, its been awhile. lazing around, doing nothing.
im chionging my driving, hoping to finish the whole course asap. its like going to school, same time same place different lessons everyday.

i wonder why there are so many schools in the bukit batok/gombak/cck area. those geenas think they own the whole road, simply cross without looking out for cars. ok pri/sec school kids behave like that, acceptable. how bout pjc students. ok.

anyway, tmrw im going to catch the cleo bachelors at night. this years bachelors cant beat last years, nor the years before.
what a boring night. oh my what am i doing at home?

that's my ham. he was so happy he was hopping around my bed. cute arh. 

my neighbourhood has no trees now. the birds dunno where to go when its raining. they hide under my car now. why leh? cos those 2 trees had beehives so they got chopped off. that plot of land is flat now cos of the forest fire. thats why.

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this? 

these are for you my friend. open your eyes, chua. what do you think. 

oh and he scared that the note might fly away or smth, he sent me an email too. funny.

my hp rang at 7.05am.
harlowww...?
eh mei mei, how old r u?
5 yrs younger den u.
huh. pause. so tats how old?
wa lau, still dare call yourself a math teacher.
oh im 24 this year. so ur 19 la hor. lets go get a car.
*click*

some people can be so out of point sometimes.
tat was my sister. my mum is even more win already.

eh why you dun drink the canned drinks in the fridge?
cos i hate green tea.
where got green, its brown la. im not blind yet. got peach somemore. very nice one.
....


driving is fun. lets see. i hit the kerb, beat the red light and almost banged another car. hey but you cant blame me.! the instructor wanted to be advanturous so he brought me out onto the road on my second lesson.

dun ever let me see the guy who was driving car 117 again.
he any oh how simply swerve here n there, never signal, never give warning, think his father's road, just suddenly SUDDENLY stop in the middle of the road. i should sue him rite, i almost had a heart attack loh. driving's fun. it was worth me waking up at 7 in the morning.

still trying to repay my sleep-debt. i have an average of 5 hrs of sleep every night.
air-con's useless in the day. cant sleep. blardy hot.

anyway wed night was electrifying, stimulating and arousing. ha.
the hongkong footballers whom tanya got to know were hilarious.
when belinda carlise's take my hand- darling leave a light on for me.... came on, and the ah bengs on the podium took out their lighter, one of them asked....in cantonese....
where did they get those(lighter) from? what are they doing?
and chua died laughing.

this time its different, i wasnt retrenched. i quit. cannot take it anymore. checking accounts and folding letters, not my kind of thing.
but tat's where i wanna be, in a bank.
give me another boss like him and i'll work there all my life.

my dad's going london next week. i hope he's considering my suggestion of taking me there.

ok here's it.
since the government is gonna ban smoking in public places soon, they shd ban the use of medicated oil too.
those ah mahs and ah peks seem to use it as perfume.
i cant stand the smell of it, it gives me a headache.


almost everyone who went to the nus open house today have sworn not to go there anymore.
major turn off, bad experience man. no signs, no maps, no info whatsoever.
tmrw's ntu open house better be good.

icanhardlytypeproperlycosihavesomanypapercutsonmyfingers.
thanxtomyboss'sboss.
she is crazie. must finish folding 900+ letters by tonight to send out tmrw. and the letters are now happily sitting in the room now.
oh did i mention tat i got hired by another department yesterday. in demand ah. but its damn sian diao la, pay so much to hire us when some ah soh can do the job.

im gonna throw my phone away.
i sent the wrong msg to 2 pple last night. and its not tat i press wrongly la. im super sure i saw the correct name before sending it. but when there's no reply within 5 mins, i know the msg got sent to someone else. its pissing irritating embarrassing. whenever i see the wrong name in my outbox, i wish there was a hole for me to hide in.
so when u send the wrong msg to someone, would u send another msg to apologise? or would u just pretend tat nothing happened?

wa last night was disappointing. mambo has lost it. we were just waiting for 11pm when its 1 for 1. sigh. everytime go there spend money on drinks only, bo hua la.

i think its cute to have fishes in e office. i think its even cuter when he calls them combat fishes.

hmm guess wat. we got retrenched. yah retrenched. sounds like some ah pek hor.
its ok, i would have quit anyway. haha.
no seriously, i wanted to slap their faces today. its not my blardy problem if their high tech com screws up or if their well linked system goes down.
but its ok. im patient, friendly and approachable. i can take it.
if mummy didnt quit her job there, those pple would be out of jobs in no time. period.

hmm guess wat. we got retrenched. yah retrenched. sounds like some ah pek hor.
its ok, i would have quit anyway. haha.
no seriously, i wanted to slap their faces today. its not my blardy problem if their high tech com screws up or if their well linked system goes down.
but its ok. im patient, friendly and approachable. i can take it.
if mummy didnt quit her job there, those pple would be out of jobs in no time. period.

i am angry. i am fuming.
i am pissed. i am going to explode.
do u feel the tension.?

there are no suitable available practical slots all the way up to may.
i am raging inside. i should have gone for the lessons when i was slacking at home.
i dun wanna pay tat extra 10 bux for nothing larh...
each time i refresh the page, less and less lessons r available.

and then work. we r short of computers, short of user-ids, short of good looking people and definitely short of work to do. me and claire have to practically go round begging people to give us work to do. we sit there, people will give us tat why-r-u-slacking-when-u-r-getting-paid look. cant blame us if we're young and efficient right. so you cant blame us if we finish our assignments quickly rite. so the more you cant blame us if we just sit around rite.
i dun wanna get paid for nothing, nor do stupid things like going into the vault and search for files which dun even exists.
and so my decision is, wait for them to retrench me.

my friend is so funny. he thought i tiao lou alrdy cos i didnt reply his msges.
no la, i was too busy entertaining my parents, friends n relatives calls yesterday.
i did fine, so no worries i didnt jump into e singapore river, as planned.
im happy, super happy in fact. while the smartass people r complaining bout not getting their 6As or whichever, 2 is good enough for me. im contented.

the guitarist at 1 nite stand is ultimately desirable. haha. wanted for his voice and skills la. all was well until this bitch next to me just couldnt resist blowing her smoke directly at my hair. u can blow up down left right anywhere, just not my hair. it takes 10 extra mins of scrubbing, twice as much shampoo and a whole lot of hair spray from body shop to get rid of the smell. so you can imgine how pissed i was rite... an hour of continuous smoke from her.. tsk.

the rest of the night was well spent playing daidee n bridge at home.
during the game of daidee, and you have four 2s, its a definite win rite?
me n claire wanted to stab ourselves when jac lost like siao even though she had the four 2s. so needless to say, she lost alot of money to us la.

and i learnt a new way of storing contact lenses. if in any case of emergency, and you dun have ur case with you, there's always plastic bags around. u know tat kind of plastic bag u get when you buy kueh, yah tat kind also can. smart ass idea from claire saved our eyes for the day.

eh citibank is blardy selfish la. i tried to access www.soccernet.com today. but they blocked out the other sites and my id got sent to my boss. happiness. so now i got violation. TMD.
i realised that there are many people working at citibank. u know phua chu kang the ah goon, yah i saw him today. still looking as gong as ever.
and of cos there's my 10th floor cutie. im jealous of jac, erbin and weiyang. they get to see him every minute of their working life. ok exaggeration. but yah im jealous.

gee. tmrw's the big day. at least i get the day off.
so here's our plan for tmrw night. we're going boat quay or clarke quay tmrw.
if we do well, we'll go drink and celebrate. if we don't, there's always a river there.