bahh. bah. bahh.
no work today, cos my supervisors are both sick. great. which means 50 bux just flew away, and i've stoned for 5 hrs. you see, i normally stone from 5 to 10pm when im at work.

yipee!
tomorrow night is THE night where me and my girls go n chiong. so i guess i'll need plenty of sleep today.

and dun slap me. i know my friends will box me if i tell them im into chinese songs now. actually i only like F.I.R. they're in the papers today btw. for those who dunno who they are.

a trip down to the sky garden the day before and i came back with lots of love bites.....from the mosquitoes. but mind you, they are not normal mosquitoes. these mosquitoes target your toes, your fingers and suck your blood. first you think- oh just another mosquito bite. but minutes later, you'll feel the itch. you reach to scratch it but oouch, it stings. oh no its kinda swollen. but damn, its itchy. so what do you do next? what should you do?
i hit it. i smack the mosquito bite until it no longer itch, until its too numb to feel the sting. then i'll rub hot water on it. there you go.

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no relax. i have not died.
im just stoning this weekend.
and no, my phone didnt die.
i just dun feel like replying msges, what more answer the phone.
sorry.

i had a very interesting conversation with the cabbie who drove me home last nite.
"you all youngsters got try dancing waltz or not?"
"huh? ...... not our era la. so 70s."
"dancing with the person you love, whispering in their ear, so romantic. rather den those jumping songs, like working out like tat. you know last time before chinablack opened, before pacific plaza was built, that place was called tropicana. that's where all the ang mohs go have a drink, dance waltz and where the Filipinos earn extra money."
"orh ok. thanx for the history lesson."
"how old are you?"
"18 turning 19 loh."
"you're one year younger den my son. he's a chef! should intro you to him!"
"orh ok. you know where i stay loh rite."
"haha ask him to cook for you."
"orh ok."
tmd. talk so much thought he would round down and give me discount but he never. grrr.

i mixed my own drink last nite. vodka lime with fruit punch and ribena. ultimately gross. i was puking the whole night. cmi, couldnt take it this morning had to cancel driving. but mayb i shouldnt have, den can go around pjc there and bang pple down. hahaha.

every Sunday is the same to me. I seldom go out on Sundays. So Im stuck at home with my parents who spend their whole afternoon in the garden doing dunno what. plucking every single weed out i guess. every sunday's dinner is the same. by 6pm, we're out of the house and without fail WITHOUT FAIL, we'll go nus guild house for dinner. i've tried all the dishes on the menu that i can write a food review for them. i dun even need the menu to order my food, i've memorized it in and out. their food sux btw. small portion, tasteless and overpriced. i dun see why we keep going there.
and every sunday night i'll be sitting here, listening to class 95, reading soccernet and wishing that it would rain money one day.

spent the whole day in the national stadium. sit until my butt pain loh,plus im burnt now. but worth it la, got to watch my fiji and samoa play.

saw somebody today. he was my eye candy for the longest time ever. he's still as cute as ever, hehe. i was sad when he disappeared to go army, but he's back now, hehehe.

we 'met' this guy at cb last weekend. we were playing photo hunt together. he paid for our many games and was very nice about it. we said bye after tat. half a week later while out shopping, guess who we 'met'? yes, the photo hunt guy! funny.

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due to my unusual working hours, i m so sorry i cant meet up with u all, my friends.
see, when u end work at 5, that's when i start. while you all are watching american idol and CSI at home, im staring at the computer in the office, late into the night.
and every wed when i end work and walk out of time square, i see pple drinking their hearts out at the bar, and i wonder why i chose this job over mambo nights.

my driving instructor made me laugh so much i couldnt concentrate on parking. so tat poor ah beng had to keep picking up the polls while i happily kept knocking them down. no la dun shake ur head. im not TAT bad ok. i just have some turning problems so i have to keep adjusting the car cos there's always a huge space between the kerb n the car. forward, reverse, forward, reverse, damn tough one leh.
ha yes yes i know, im lousy la.

and yeah i have this smu interview tmrw. dun even feel like going. but if i dun, my kiasu parents wun be happy. but if i go, i'll just go there and malu myself. aiyahh....

the things we'll do to save money.. say already also pai seh loh.
hows sitting at the road side and wait until its 6am for a cab. no more midnight surcharge mah. or hows waiting until the cows come home still no cab but we just refuse to call a cab in order to save tat 3 bux. we will wait for happy hour or 1-4-1 den order our drinks. we dun buy drink from the food stalls in the food court, we'll go to the nearest 7-11 or cold storage to buy pokka tea. when we take bus, we dun tap our ez link card, we pay coins-55cents instead of 63 cents. wa damn cheapskate ah.
cannot help it la, no pocket money so must go to such extremes loh..

and so the fight continues. episode 7651. when i got home.
mum shouting: am i unlucky or am i cursed to have such children who behave like this. wait till ur dad comes home and hears this.
both of us in unison: hear loh.
mum shouting: ur go to hell la.
both of us: ok.

episode 7652. when dad reached home.
mum and dad fighting. cannot hear wat they say. so just take it as #%^#@*%#(%.

im waiting for episode 7653. my dad hasnt scolded us yet. so i guess they're sleeping alrdy. tmrw the show will go on.
i wonder how they'll react when i tell them im staying over at claire's house tmrw, which is an excuse to go clubbing actually. read episode 4125: the dangers of going to disco/night club to find out why i have to bluff them.
well if u missed the previous episodes, all you gotta know is that everyone in my family hates each other.

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sadly, csi:NY was nothing. i was stoning on my couch most of the time. how come that guy does everything? autopsy, investigation and interrogation? rubbish. but ok, i'll give it one more try next week and see how it goes.

well, the whole neighbourhood knows that my sis and my mum were fighting just now. i was just sitting there innocently when my sis pulled me in. so now,its not only now, always have, i hate my dad, sis hates my mum, mum hates sis, dads hates me, i love ham, dad hates ham.
i dunno how im gonna face the neighbours tmrw when i step out of the house.

i should have seen it coming, i should have read the signs..... anyway anyway anyway..... i guess it's alright. remember this song?

but no, its not alright. i really should have read the signs. my handphone is not alright. the lcd screen is screwed up big time.
not too long ago, my hp screen decided that my hamster is not cute enough, so it displayed some ugly flowers instead.
not very too long ago, the keypad went bonkers. when i press 5, the screen would display 2. but say if i press 6555 5555, my wonderful phone would actually call the house with the number 6555 5555. geddit? yah i kinda took awhile to come figure that out.
and so now, the screen is blank. white. blank. i cant see anything when i press any button. so i wun even know if i accidentally called someone. so sorry if i do really call you and dun say anything. but i think you can still call me, the phone would still ring, just that i cant see who.

ok enough. see ===== , the space between those 2 horizontal lines, yah that's how close i am to throwing my phone out of the window. grrrrrrr.

he looks better real life. very goofy, but a little short la. but who cares, he won. 

this guy, has always been first on my list. 

this is one of the cleo bachelors. he's my favourite. what do you think?